The Candy Striper's Ball

The Candy Striper's Ball and the associated fund raising activities raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for toenail fungus research, but while Tiffany Sterling was distracted at the silent auction, "Dr." Brick Stone took the cash. After hiding the money in the oil fields behind the hospital, he persuaded Nurse Chastity Belt to leave Hidden Valley Rancho with him to start a private practice in Bakersfield. Dectective Dick Fair has discovered that the cash "Dr." Brick stole was actually counterfeit and is blackmailing Tiffany for a piece of the action. Dr. Jake Belmondo pines for Chastity and cannot be consoled, even by his ex-wife, Sierra Nevada-Belmondo. Just before the ball, someone stole her exquisite beaded bronze ball gown and left her a blue bathrobe with a bunny on the pocket. Cross-dressing proctologist Dr. Jett Black admitted that since bronze was his color, he could not resist taking and wearing the gown. It is still being repaired. It was a bad night for Sierra. Later that evening she caught her lover, Decker Black making out with Tiffany. Dick Fair suffered a terrible hangnail during the ball, which ruined his evening and his tryst with Dr. Mammary Lane. Is she or is she not expecting a child? Who could be the father of her baby? It could be anyone at Hidden Valley Rancho, except Dr. Jake, who hasn't gotten any since falling for Nurse Chastity. Rumour has it that Dharma Suticle is joining the staff of Hidden Valley in order to rekindle her love affair with Jett Black, because, as she puts it "A woman loves a man who trims his nails."